I have restless leg syndrome my legs want to wiggle
The rest of my body will only just jiggle
To see anything close up I need a strong reading glass
If I don't have them around I feel like a big ass
My hair's turning grayer each day that goes by
So what do I do I pull it back and say Hi
I have age spots that look like the state of Kentucky
At least they don't speak southern that would be yucky
I snore like a bear thats down for the winter
Thank goodness for cpap it looks like a printer
I'm hooked on chewing ice because I'm so thirsty
Burger Kings ice is the best and 7-11 the worsty
These are just a few things that go on all the time
But don't think I'm complaining I'm just creating a rhyme
P.S. These things really do go on though and on and on...
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4 comments:
Oh Trish you make me giggle! You are so creative. I know someone that can help with the fixing of the hair color :)
getting older just sucks doesn't it!
Trish you are hilarious!! um. . . what rhymes with thirsty? . . . OH thats right WORSTY! :) I loved it!
Ha Ha. I didn't expect another blog so soon. yay you.
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